--- source: "StageReview" canonical: "https://stagereview.ro/spectacole/varoterem-projekt/ass" title: "ASS" parent_theater: "Váróterem Projekt" location: "Cluj-Napoca" route_name: "discover.plays.show" generated_at: "2026-11-11T20:24:04+02:00" content_type: "theatre-production" --- ![ASS](https://stagereview.ro/storage/32241/conversions/ass-poster.webp) ### Calendar joi, 12 nov. 2026 19:00 Am bilet [Bilete →](https://varoteremprojekt.ro/ro/program/?utm_source=stagereview&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=play) joi, 26 nov. 2026 19:00 Am bilet [Bilete →](https://varoteremprojekt.ro/ro/program/?utm_source=stagereview&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=play) Adauga in calendar [Deschide previzualizarea Deschide fisierul calendar](https://stagereview.ro/spectacole/varoterem-projekt/ass/calendar.ics) [Google Calendar Doar spectacolul urmator](https://calendar.google.com/calendar/render?action=TEMPLATE&text=ASS+-+V%C3%A1r%C3%B3terem+Projekt&dates=20261112T170000Z%2F20261112T190000Z&details=ASS+ar+trebui+s%C4%83+fie+un+spectacol+despre+colegialitate.+ASS+nu+este+un+spectacol.+Acid+Spider+Syndrome+este+o+boal%C4%83+rar%C4%83+care+m%C4%83+%C3%AEmpiedic%C4%83+s%C4%83+vorbesc+coerent+despre+colegialitate.+ASS+este+un+one+man+show%2C+un+wannabe+stand-up%2C+o+b%C3%A2rf%C4%83+la+masa+unui+bar%2C+un+text+personal+al+unei+persoane+cu+boala+ASS.+Dedic+ASS+tuturor+prietenilor+mei.+Spectacol+creat+%C3%AEn+cadrul+reziden%C8%9Bei+tematice+%E2%80%9EIstoria+colegialit%C4%83%C8%9Bii%E2%80%9D+Spectacolul+face+parte+din+programul+comun+de+evenimente+%E2%80%9ECOLEG%2FKOLL%C3%89GA%E2%80%9D+care+se+desf%C4%83%C8%99oar%C4%83+la+Reactor+de+crea%C8%9Bie+%C8%99i+experiment+%C8%99i+la+ZIZ.%0A%0AView+the+public+play+page%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fstagereview.ro%2Fspectacole%2Fvaroterem-projekt%2Fass%0A%0ATickets%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fvaroteremprojekt.ro%2Fro%2Fprogram%2F&location=ZIZ+Art+and+Social+Area&sf=true&output=xml) [Calendar Outlook Doar spectacolul urmator](https://outlook.office.com/calendar/0/deeplink/compose?subject=ASS+-+V%C3%A1r%C3%B3terem+Projekt&body=ASS+ar+trebui+s%C4%83+fie+un+spectacol+despre+colegialitate.+ASS+nu+este+un+spectacol.+Acid+Spider+Syndrome+este+o+boal%C4%83+rar%C4%83+care+m%C4%83+%C3%AEmpiedic%C4%83+s%C4%83+vorbesc+coerent+despre+colegialitate.+ASS+este+un+one+man+show%2C+un+wannabe+stand-up%2C+o+b%C3%A2rf%C4%83+la+masa+unui+bar%2C+un+text+personal+al+unei+persoane+cu+boala+ASS.+Dedic+ASS+tuturor+prietenilor+mei.+Spectacol+creat+%C3%AEn+cadrul+reziden%C8%9Bei+tematice+%E2%80%9EIstoria+colegialit%C4%83%C8%9Bii%E2%80%9D+Spectacolul+face+parte+din+programul+comun+de+evenimente+%E2%80%9ECOLEG%2FKOLL%C3%89GA%E2%80%9D+care+se+desf%C4%83%C8%99oar%C4%83+la+Reactor+de+crea%C8%9Bie+%C8%99i+experiment+%C8%99i+la+ZIZ.%0A%0AView+the+public+play+page%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fstagereview.ro%2Fspectacole%2Fvaroterem-projekt%2Fass%0A%0ATickets%3A+https%3A%2F%2Fvaroteremprojekt.ro%2Fro%2Fprogram%2F&startdt=2026-11-12T19%3A00%3A00%2B02%3A00&enddt=2026-11-12T21%3A00%3A00%2B02%3A00&location=ZIZ+Art+and+Social+Area) ASS === [Váróterem Projekt](https://stagereview.ro/teatre/varoterem-projekt) One Man Show [Site oficial](https://varoteremprojekt.ro/ro/productii/?show=ass-2) ASS este un spectacol de one man show, la Váróterem Projekt din Cluj-Napoca. Următoarea reprezentație: joi, 12 noiembrie 2026, ora 19:00, ZIZ Art and Social Area. Sinopsis ---------- ASS ar trebui să fie un spectacol despre colegialitate. ASS nu este un spectacol. Acid Spider Syndrome este o boală rară care mă împiedică să vorbesc coerent despre colegialitate. ASS este un one man show, un wannabe stand-up, o bârfă la masa unui bar, un text personal al unei persoane cu boala ASS. Dedic ASS tuturor prietenilor mei. Spectacol creat în cadrul rezidenței tematice „Istoria colegialității” Spectacolul face parte din programul comun de evenimente „COLEG/KOLLÉGA” care se desfășoară la Reactor de creație și experiment și la ZIZ. Recenzii (0) Distributie Echipa de creație ------------------------ [ZC Zsolt Csepei](https://stagereview.ro/spectacole?actori=zsolt-csepei) Text Csepei Zsolt Alte spectacole din genul One Man Show [![Prima facie](https://stagereview.ro/media/30240/conversions/01KSD8T0ZHJTK0QXHZZ2945TG2-thumb.webp) Prima facie Centrul Cultural LUMINA](https://stagereview.ro/spectacole/centrul-cultural-lumina/prima-facie) [![Eine kleine Nachtmusik](https://stagereview.ro/storage/1137/conversions/Afis-Eine-kleine-Nachtmusik-225x300-225x200-thumb.webp) Eine kleine Nachtmusik Teatrul Unteatru](https://stagereview.ro/spectacole/teatrul-unteatru/eine-kleine-nachtmusik) [![CHARLIE CHAPLIN – The X-Ray of his soul](https://stagereview.ro/storage/29665/conversions/IMG_1241-thumb.webp) CHARLIE CHAPLIN – The X-Ray of his soul Teatrul Mic](https://stagereview.ro/spectacole/teatrul-mic/charlie-chaplin-the-x-ray-of-his-soul) Scanează și descarcă aplicația [![Cod QR pentru descărcarea aplicației StageReview](https://stagereview.ro/images/mobile-app/app-qr.svg)](https://stagereview.ro/app) iOS și Android